Today I decided to write a funny post about SEO. There is an absolute truth about the life of any SEO optimizer, an internet marketer … and a bit about designers.
Customers come up with a crazy idea…
“Sure. I will make you website quickly, efficiently and almost for free”
The customer says that he didn’t find copywriters yet but it’s necessary to write some content on the site, write a couple of articles … Well, that’s you who will do this.
We said to the designer that his layout is dreadful
But the designer can answer…
What does it mean that our website positions in SERP are gone??
Google made keywords not provided in Google Analytics!
When after the next update of Penguin, you need to remove 99% of all external links leading to your website
Clean the profile of backlinks of the site. Very carefully!
When you are sure that everything is under control but Google invites something new
And so Yandex cancels ranging of the backlinks
15 minutes before the project submission: “Yes, yes, I have everything ready. I drove up”
“AAAA!!! The project!”
And of course: Business before pleasure 😉