Funny post about Search Engine Optimization

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Today I decided to write a funny post about SEO. There is an absolute truth about the life of any SEO optimizer, an internet marketer … and a bit about designers.

Customers come up with a crazy idea…

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“Sure. I will make you website quickly, efficiently and almost for free”

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The customer says that he didn’t find copywriters yet but it’s necessary to write some content on the site, write a couple of articles … Well, that’s you who will do this.

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We said to the designer that his layout is dreadful

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But the designer can answer…

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What does it mean that our website positions in SERP are gone??

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Google made keywords not provided in Google Analytics!

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When after the next update of Penguin, you need to remove 99% of all external links leading to your website

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Clean the profile of backlinks of the site. Very carefully!

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When you are sure that everything is under control but Google invites something new

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And so Yandex cancels ranging of the backlinks

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15 minutes before the project submission: “Yes, yes, I have everything ready. I drove up”

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“AAAA!!! The project!”

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And of course: Business before pleasure 😉

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